Thursday, April 7, 2016

Dating Profile

 ONLINE DATING PROFILE







A hippie with mental disorders                I will kill you !!! (a little)





The kind of person I am looking for is a sensitive guy with a big heart.

My life style is very relaxing. I am hippie because I think in peace and love, but sometimes I would like to kill all men. But it doesn’t matter, I love cats and I have one in my house.

I practice Yoga and Pilates; I like to be very elastic. My dream is to conquer the world, for example cartoons “Pinky and Brain”. In my Childhood, I loved little mice because I had one at home. It is my pet and sometimes my pet goes into my mouth when I’m sleeping, but I don’t really care. It’s a really cute pet.

If you want to date me, you have to come to my place and meet my pet Rossi. So I can kidnap you forever and have many children in our house. I want to get a couple for Rossi and I want to have hundreds of little mice running around my house. 

I need a man who wants to care them.

I’m waiting for you. Call me soon to 5558833

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