Thursday, April 21, 2016

Prepositions poem

Open letter for my watch

My favorite watch, its name is white round.

I don’t now start this story, once upon a time I stay in mi house playing videogames and I saw my cellphone for surprise, one friend send me on email , this email say OFFER in amazon, I think to buy this watch, I love it, I buy the white watch, this is my friend.
I will walk for long time next to him, he warn my time and he warn my date, this color is beautiful, this form is round and this material is sapphire, remember one day  you and me in the beach playing with waves, good memories for this time,

One day I was played soccer with my friends, one person get closer for me and he said this watch is my “this is a thief”  and  pity today I cry for you, I lost.

Sincerely,
Your friend.

Monday, April 18, 2016

OPEN LETTER TO MY WATER BOTTLE!! UPDATED




APRIL 18th 2016

Dear water bottle,


I don´t know where to star, when I got you the first time, I never thought the place you would take always in my life. You are really very special to me, you have been incondicional with me, you have always this liquid so valuable available to me…the water!!!

You have been beside me, in the happiest moments and the saddest days, you have traveled with me to many places, you have gone to my class and I believe you wonder    “ What do I do here?” “ Why I am learning to design clothes or a new lenguaje? But in spite of this you stay beside me.

When I will go to place, you are the first thing I take, you always go to the stroll with my family, my boyfriend and my friends, in each invitation I carry you.. to a romantic appointment , i don´t know if you enjoy them.  I don´t like that others people Kiss you because you are just MINE!!!!

Sorry for I sometimes hurt you, I remember that day I was cleaning and I put you in hot water and you thawed I´m sorry!!!

Aww so many things that just you and me have livedfor this I love so much and if you were not with me the things would be the same.

With my heart…


Your lover 

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Online dating profile

Hello my name is Edison, I am 22 years old and I am a student at Univalle,  I like to play football, I have family in Tulua so I travel a lot, I like going to cinema a weekend, Usually I read in my house at nights. I´m good at math and I like to be practical.

My kind of woman is someone relaxed who enjoys the nature, the landscapes, to eat healthy food at weekends. I am actually starting a book that looks interesting, although I have to study a lot for my undergraduate too.


I do not have a lot free time but I am an interesting boy, I like a woman who want to be my accomplice in my hobbies. In my free time I like go to dance and run too 

Invented Online dating profile

Corrected

Hello, my name is Ana María Mosquera, I'm 20 years old and I live in Cali. Currently I'm studying social communication at Autónoma University. Also, I study English at Universidad del Valle. As one of my hobbies, I practice capoeira in my free time.

I would really like to make a semester of my career in Australia.

On the other hand, I'm also a musician and I enjoy playing the piano.

I like to be a healthy person, so I try to take care of my nutrition by eating a lot of fruits and vegetables, aside from doing exercise three times a week by walking, jogging and hiking in the mountain.

I'm considering working in a model agency because I'm tall, but i'n not sure! It is a possibility,  the most importan thing in my life right now is to finish my career and to travel around the world.

About tv shows, Dragon ball Z is my favorite one. I dream of being a character of it. Just think about it, a saiyajine dancing capoeira, it will be magnificent. I also identify with Piccolo character. 

Anime is another one of the tv shows I like, I've seen every episode and movies that have ever existed. Love them!! If you don't like Anime get out of my profile right now!! If you like it we can get marry this week.

Please call me now, just try to know me and you will be so happy with me... see you soon baby!


Sunday, April 10, 2016

AN OPEN LETTER TO MY HAIR

AN OPEN LETTER TO MY HAIR

Dear hair,

Today, I decide to write you because I thing that is time to make things clear. I have dealt with you since I was 7 and mom give up on you. We've been through good and bad times, I always trying you're well and you always insist on making me look bad, that’s why I want to tell you a couple things.

First, you should be aware that if you look bad I'm going to look bad, and if I look good you are going to look amazing, we need each other, so please, can you stop acting so rebel when I have to see someone or going to an event. I mean, I know that you can’t be pretty all the time but i would like to know why you insist so much on looking good just when it's time to go to sleep or take a shower and not when I really need it.
Second, I spent a lot of money and time trying to guarantee your wellness but it seems you don’t care at all, nothing seems to work. You just entangle every time you want to, you get stuck on my zippers and you break up without reason.

That’s why I hate you, but I have to admit that I love you. I love  when your frizzy are exactly as I want, love you because you are versatile enough to have thin, thick, long or short frizzy, which change with the weather and you may have three types of frizzy on the same day.

You're like those couples that make you angry but you can’t imagine your life without them. Now you know, I hate you and I love you, try to treat me better.




Honestly, you know who ¬¬

ONLINE DATING PROFILE

Hi!


My name is Lina, i’m 18 years old. I like to watch movies and dance. I’m a student so I don’t have a lot of time but I would like to share my free time with a man who likes animals and is obsessed with unicorns and has crazy dreams where he sings about rainbows and clouds, I would like that he dances ballet, he cries when he watches the TV and clean the house all day. I like to smoke weed with my nearly friends and talk some garbage with them.  I like a person who enjoys horror movies, visit paranormal places and he likes to learn about the devil. I like a little of S&M but I don’t want to get hurt, just be easy. I like to fish with swords but nude because I am a little exhibitionist. I study a lot and I love my hair because is very funny, is curly and abundant. I love the animals and meet new friends. So, if you want a great adventure, contact me. I’m very crazy but you will enjoy it. I like to sing to the moon, it is the most funniest. In the nights I sing to the moon because my favorite program is Dracula, I dream with him, in my childhood my mother dressed up me like him.  So, if you like all that things that I didn’t know that i am, write me. 

Thursday, April 7, 2016

An Open Letter to the Major

OPEN LETTER 

(Approach: A piece of constructive criticism to a local politician)


Mr. Major,

Most of us the citizens of Cali, voted for you hoping for a change in the way this city has been governed. There's been three months and any positive change is shown: the state of streets is terrible, according to the press the progress that had been achieved in traffic has declined, citizens still feel unsafe especially at night hours.

One important problem that requires a fast solution is transportation. The Mio which is larger than the old buses, has air conditioner and their own corridors, was supposed to be the answer. And it was half solution, but we’re still missing greater coverage, more buses. If your government is not looking for that urgent solution, it is possible that a crisis come, such as is happening now with Transmilenio in Bogota.
  
A second stage of mega projects has been informed. While the first stage positively changed the look of the city, we thought before starting another, the priority should be a plan to improve roads. Although the last mayor made mistakes, we must recognize some good aspects like: recovered a sense of belonging to Cali, have improved the finances of the city and have put order in transit. Now there is a feeling about the situation in the city, that didn’t continue to stabilize, but instead has taken a step back.

On the one hand we citizens are too passive: we simply criticize the rulers and not take actions to make them do their duty. And on the other hand, we all know that politicians promise too much and once they’re elected, they easily forget their promises. As in the fragment in Alice Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll:

“Alice could not help laughing at this, and replied ... -I do not like so much marmalade.
-Ah! For it is an excellent marmalade, insisted the Queen.
-Well, in any case, today I do not want anything.
-Today is when you could not have it, even if you felt like it -said the Queen. The rule is marmalade tomorrow and yesterday ... but not today.
-Once will have to play "marmalade today" -Alice objected.
-No, he cannot be -refuted the Queen. It must be marmalade every other day and one not: and today can never be another day, is not it? ...”    


Mr. Major, we know you’re working on an administrative reform that we need without any doubt, but we believe there are more immediate needs that touch each of us directly, the inhabitants of this beloved city, who continue to have confidence in you and who still have high hopes of receiving the marmalade today.

Truly,

K. 










Dating Profile

 ONLINE DATING PROFILE







A hippie with mental disorders                I will kill you !!! (a little)





The kind of person I am looking for is a sensitive guy with a big heart.

My life style is very relaxing. I am hippie because I think in peace and love, but sometimes I would like to kill all men. But it doesn’t matter, I love cats and I have one in my house.

I practice Yoga and Pilates; I like to be very elastic. My dream is to conquer the world, for example cartoons “Pinky and Brain”. In my Childhood, I loved little mice because I had one at home. It is my pet and sometimes my pet goes into my mouth when I’m sleeping, but I don’t really care. It’s a really cute pet.

If you want to date me, you have to come to my place and meet my pet Rossi. So I can kidnap you forever and have many children in our house. I want to get a couple for Rossi and I want to have hundreds of little mice running around my house. 

I need a man who wants to care them.

I’m waiting for you. Call me soon to 5558833

Tuesday, April 5, 2016

ONLINE DATING PROFILE










Mauricio Vargas García








I’m 27 years old, I’m electronic engineer, I’m an extreme person. I like to draw and to paint a lot. I was a model; I have been in the famous runways. In my free time, I love going shopping with my mom because she pays all my clothes. I practiced ballet once in my childhood. I think the life is hard but to eat vegetables is harder. Being a model isn’t easy, you have to work out everyday and eat really healthy food. I am an example how you can be pretty and smart at the same time. Never fall down with heels because people can laugh a lot and I don’t like it at all. Anyway, I need somebody who can understands my difficult life and cooks my vegetables but she has to be beautiful, I don’t like ugly people, I’m looking for a pretty rich woman because in few years probably I can’t be a model. If you don’t have a car, don’t waste your time, you should look for another person because I’m so great but I don’t have a car. I’m looking for a woman who’s very rich and who is between 50 and 70 years old, who wants to adopt a little girl.


I’m nor elitist. 

Online dating profile






Johanna Bastos

Age: 26 years






Hey. I'm Johanna, I'm 26 years old.

I consider myself as a nice and responsible person; I like to draw anime and I love to meet people around the world.

I love to smile and share my time with people I love.
I really like to learn new things and watch a lot of movies, TV shows and documentaries.

I'm looking for a man who is nice, lovely, sweet, kind, honest, responsible, respectful and who likes to travel and enjoy each moment in life.

Saturday, April 2, 2016

An open letter to Horoscope believers

Corrected

Dear Horoscope believers

To start, I want to tell you about my experiencie reading the Horoscope. I like it, I mean I read it for entertainment and as a distraction, it is not like i believe in what it says that is going to happen in the future, or  because I need some sort of advice, it is not like that.


First of all I read the short versions in the social media or in the news paper, 
rarely sometimes I read the long articles but i don't spend my time on that.

I'm scorpion by the way and I admit that I also read it because sometimes I would like to be a little bit more like the personality of scorpion is described in the Horoscope, so that it is another reason. It's just that I like so much scorpion, is described so awesome.

But the point is that I don't understand how do people believe in astrology with such of strong manner, leaving aside the fact that the astrology has been rejected by the scientific community as having no explanatory power for describing the universe. Acting or proceeding the way the horoscope tells you it is unreasonable.


Doing that, you don't allow yourself  to make you own decisions and think what is best for you and all of that. Sorry I just don`t get it.

With respect
 Ana María Mosquera

Friday, April 1, 2016

AN OPEN LETTER TO COLOMBIAN PEOPLE

Dear Colombian people

Our Country is consider like one of the happiest of the world, paradoxically, our country isn't the most optimistic and hope in the economy is down... But yes! We are happy and it's so true! We always are smiling and laughing with our friends, families in whatever place, and so on.  But I don't understand why a lot of compatriots got used to live of begging on the street? Why everyday just critic to the government and everything bad that happens is fault of the government and say:  what more we can to do? This is the life that got me!

Nooo! it's a shame that they don't look the lucky that we have of be Colombians, we are so imaginable and innovative nature if we don't have a work we invent it, if we don't know something we invent it, and what say if others challenges us? We make the impossible in order to show that we can do it. Our country is so rich in biodiversity, water, fossil resource, beautiful stones and flowers and so on. But “we are a poor country”. While countries like Japan, Switzerland, Ireland and other with small territory and natural resources are world powers.

So why our country been so rich in people and natural resource, it's such a poor country?
May be that we are become in lazy people who like us the easy things and with little effort, may be that our rulers are selfish and only think about them or may be that the illegal drug trade in Colombia  made a mental harm in us, who makes that we think that the goals are get in short time and with little effort but whatever that have the fault  Where there's a will there’s a way and  we have the obligation of  wake up and to know who main our wealth  is our people, our virtues and skills and convert our beautiful country in a world power is our duty.
 

Sincerely,

Another colombian.