March 27th, 2016
Dear chocolate cake,
I must confess that you are the only reason why I feel happy about getting old. I would like to have you everyday, but unfortunately I have to wait a whole year to see you again in my birthday and to be able to eat you with no regrets. I would like to have you only for me, but I have to share you with family and friends... And I really hate it!!!
Seriously, why are you so delicious? Thinking it deeply I realized that you are not the problem! Actually, the problem it's me.
If I were thin I could eat you often but I'm not, so I have to be careful with what I eat, and you my dear, are one of those things that I have to be away from if I want to look like a regular weight person... although I dream about having a piece of you always by my side. I really want to say "thank you" because you are a good way to exercise my willpower.
I guess that I have no more options than waiting for my next birthday to see you again; until then I will look with longing the pictures from our last time together.
Sincerely,
Your secret lover
It's funny to see this love-and-hate relationship. Just check the difference between "everyday" and "every day".
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